Within a display cabinet on the third floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground is housed a electric pink outfit donned by the pop star. His performance in front of a hundred thousand spectators was hailed as a success.
You might not appreciate Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the finest offering to music the world has ever seen. You might take a reasonable stance, conceding that some hits are fantastic while others are terrible.
The point being is that entertainment can manifest in countless ways. Tastes vary. There is no one way to craft music or even Test cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of Test Cricket
The five-day game boasts incomparable variety. One struggles to think of another sport where the outcome is so dictated by the environment.
The weather, the hour of play, the cricket ball – the variables are numerous. Above all is the playing surface.
If the format is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the blank slate on which the players create their art.
A Test of Cubism: The Fourth Test
The recent Melbourne match between the old rivals was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport broken apart and stuck back together in abstract form.
It must be stated this is not a defence of the surface which resulted in a win and the second two-day Test of the series.
Allowing excessive grass on the wicket, resulting in 36 wickets being taken in less than a brief period, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
A Diverse Legacy: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be qualified as illegitimate, is mistaken.
The long game is a rich tapestry, over two thousand matches and counting. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the ball moves excessively for the fast men. Sometimes, it grips and turns on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are particularly captivating owing to the time made elsewhere.
Adaptation: The True Test
Certain variables are accepted more easily than others.
The argument in Melbourne was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the attack. That the top batters were prevented from playing their natural game.
Test cricket is about adapting to challenges – reading the situation and adjusting accordingly. The top two individual scores were made by acknowledged players. One team made more mistakes than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Attempt to convince the supporters who have suffered a long drought that this lacked spectacle.
Among the crowd of the MCG, countless fans celebrated and created an atmosphere, producing a carnival vibe in a stronghold of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the bowlers excelled, momentum when batters fought back, and rapturous celebration when the victory was achieved.
Polar Opposites: The Variety of Test Matches
The MCG has previous experience with controversial surfaces. Previously, a match there featured a strip with all the life of a a damp squib.
That contest was a slog, with minimal action and slow play. The latest encounter and that drawn affair are extreme ends of the range – one is not more perfect, yet value can be attached to both.
At this stage into the current series, it is the quick finishes that will be most remembered in the memory.
"This isn't the end of Test cricket at all," observed a past champion. "Fans who have been privileged to see these two days have been experienced some real entertainment. An unusual spectacle."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the lead-in to this match, the leader spoke like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his mind.
The squad protected him, bringing back the smile to his persona.
New faces stepped up with crucial roles. These are baby steps, not nearly enough to guarantee long-term success, but a foundation to develop from.
Ultimately, this Melbourne victory joins other notable performances in similar circumstances.
As the fans slipped away into a beautiful night, the players assembled on the outfield to begin their own enjoyment.
Savour the moment, boys. This victory was hard-fought.